The bad thing is, the afghan is paradoxically bigger than it seemed while I was knitting it, but smaller than I expected it to be. Furthermore, I really, really wish the colors were deeper, like the center square. Since they're mostly not, the center square is an uneasy occupant at best. It looks like an alien.
This leaves me with choices. I could:
1) Let it go, slip the stitches back on the needle and bind off. I learned a lot and I can just order up another Big Bundle or plan to pick one up from Rex and Bjorn when they come to Stitches Midwest. This has the advantage of a certain elegant simplicity, not to mention I could chalk one up in the Finished Object column. Furthermore, I would have been true to the project and the pattern.
2) Continue on with the plan A as outlined above, that is, lose the eyelash yarn, bind off and call it done. This has pretty much the same advantages as Number 1. I don't have quite the same degree of project integrity, but then again I don't have to look at eyelash yarn for the rest of my life.
Neither option addresses my color and size issues which lead me to:
3) Buy more yarn. Specifically, another skein of the yarn in the Super-wash Merino, the same yarn that now stands out like the proverbial petunia in an onion patch.
I would have to keep the eyelash yarn. I'm pretty sure I won't want to take advantage of the rolling propensity of stockinette stitch with a smooth yarn. Ergo, the Super-wash would have to be a seed stitch section and the eyelash yarn would have to stay as the dividing line.
I wouldn't be able to call the project done for a while. It takes a lot longer to knit 120 yards worth of yarn when each side is over 150 stitches than it did when the sides were shorter. Plus I'm pretty sure I would want to knit the entire 200+ yard skein. I mean, what would I do with the less than 100 yard remainder otherwise?
My color and size issues, however, would be addressed.
Is anyone really surprised to learn I've already placed the order?